| I'm a chocoholic.
I'm addicted to chocohol. |
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| The AARP keeps sending me materials urging me to sign up for their medical indemnity plans. I'm still around 45 years away from retirement, but after getting 3 of these fat envelopes in the mail so far, I'm starting to feel a real concern for posing a financial burden on my loved ones in the event of an unforeseen medical emergency.
Wow, that suddenly sounds so threatening when I write it out myself. |
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| Did any of you reading this see those commercials for the Chronicles of Narnia DVD that said it was coming out "in time for Easter"? I guess that's important and fitting because Easter is all about when Jesus died on the cross to save us from the evil Ice Queen. |
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| Back in 2004, I visited Amanda in England, where they began daylight savings time earlier than America did. When I got home, American daylight savings time went into effect.
I sprang forward twice. That's an hour of my life just erased from existence, completely unaccounted for, and I want it back.
I hope God takes this into consideration when my number's up. Unless that means I'm going to suffer excruciating pain for an hour instead of dying instantly...... He does have a pretty twisted sense of humor. |
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